Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce from her husband, Jesse James, citing irreconcilable tattoos.

It’s official: Sandra Bullock is divorcing her husband, Jesse James. Sandra is moving on with a newly adopted baby boy. Given his lying, cheating and conniving ways – Jesse is moving on to a long career at Goldman Sachs.

Former first lady Laura Bush’s memoir is coming out next month and a memoir by her husband, former President George W. Bush, is due out in November. There’s gonna be a lot of re-gifting this year.

Time magazine has named Glenn Beck one of the 100 most influential people in the world. And they asked Sarah Palin, also a member of the top 100, to pen an article praising Beck. Wow, two wrongs can make it on the right.

Noah’s Ark has been located. It was found right next to George Jetson’s flying car.

A thief in Lincoln, Nebraska, covered his face with toilet paper before robbing a convenience store. The toilet paper disguise was his number 2 idea.