Transocean, the company that owns the sunken drilling rig, has cited a law from 1851 in an effort to limit their liability in the Gulf oil spill. It’s called The Limitation of Liability Act. Or as Transocean lawyers call it, “No Bill, Baby, No Bill.”

Tony Hayward, the CEO of BP, has claimed the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is “relatively tiny” compared to the “very big ocean.” Last I checked, everything is tiny compared to the ocean. This guys prison cell may be tiny compared to the penitentiary.

They’re saying now that the Gulf oil spill may be 10 times worse than previously believed. This according to an on-the-scene CNN iReport Dolphin.

A recent study has proven that caffeine can help folks to make fewer errors and reduce potentially disastrous mistakes at work. BP today instituted a two cup minimum.

A recent study has proven that caffeine can help workers to make fewer errors and reduce mistakes. If this is true, why can’t the guy at Starbucks get my order right?

Anti-gay activist George Rekers, the guy who hired a male escort because he couldn’t carry his luggage, says he is not gay. I guess that’s possible. His RentBoy did say Mr. Rekers required daily massages for his Brokeback.

Ash from the volcano in Iceland, the same stuff that shut down air travel, is now being sold in sealed containers over the internet as souvenirs. BP heard “sealed container” and quickly ordered a dozen cases.

This is a bit disturbing: A Chinese astronaut who flew China's first space flight in 2003 has revealed that while in orbit, he and his crew ate dog meat.
– Michael Vick announced today he’s applying to NASA.
– What goes with dog, white or red?
– That’s the Number 5, Sweet and Sour Fido.
– That’s the Number 8 Special, Dog Chow Mein.
– Man’s best friend, tastes like chicken.

78 year old talk-show host Regis Philbin says he will have a blood clot in his calf removed next week. Performing the surgery, 88 year old Betty White.