The BP oil spill is entering it’s second month now and things just keep getting crazier. Yesterday I held a seashell up to my ear and I heard Rand Paul cheering.

Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal has issued an apology for lying about his military service. He said it was wrong to suggest he fought in the Vietnam War – during Vietnam he was a POW in the Marine Corps Reserve.

A woman in Minnesota gave birth to a baby boy while driving herself to the hospital. Some people will do anything to use the carpool lane.

The director of the Minerals Management Service in Alaska is coming under fire for having a cake at a recent meeting with the words "Drill, Baby, Drill" on it. The agency director apologized, saying it was wrong to have his cake and oil spill too.

A California boy has become the youngest climber to reach the top of Mount Everest. The thirteen year-old said “it was the biggest goal of his life to stand on top of the world.” Poor kid, it’s all downhill now.

A thirteen year-old California boy has become the youngest climber to reach the top of Mount Everest. Top that Justin Bieber.

In one of the biggest art thefts in history, a lone thief stole five paintings, including a Picasso and a Matisse, from a Paris art museum. Police say the suspect is believed to be in his early thirties, dark complexion and sporting extremely ginormous cajones.

According to a new study, unattractive defendants are 22 percent more likely to be convicted than good-looking ones. Though 22 percent less likely if they wear their ski mask in court.

A Massachusetts man was taken to the hospital after being sucked into a sausage-making machine. Manwich anyone?

Out in the Gulf, plans are underway to perform a maneuver this week called the ‘Top Kill’ to stop the flow of oil. BP is confident they’ve got the right man for the job – MacGruber.