Sarah Palin has come out in full support of Arizona’s immigration law. Speaking in Phoenix this weekend Palin said, “We’re All Arizonans Now.” She then stunned the crowd, repeating it in Spanish, “Ich bin ein Arizonan.”

Finally, some good news from the Gulf: Plans are underway to eliminate the millions of gallons of sticky residue in the water. Cleanup crews are busy applying a super strength, fast acting solvent, specially formulated to tackle the toughest oil spill – Goo ‘BP’ Gone.

Over the weekend, Playboy magazine’s June edition went on-sale featuring the first ever centerfold in 3-D. The eye-popping Miss June lists her turn-ons as “long walks on the beach at sunset.” And her turn-offs as “guys wearing funny glasses.”

A 16 year old girl from Australia has become the youngest person to sail around the world solo. During the seven month journey the teenager successfully maneuvered her boat through raging storms, 40 foot waves and 3.5 million gallons of raging oil.

A 16 year old girl from Australia has become the youngest person to sail around the world solo. You know, when I was 16 – I soloed three times a day.

The oil spill in the Gulf is affecting restaurant customers. In fact, I went to lunch this weekend at Long John Silvers and Tar Balls washed up on my plate.

The popular NBC show “Law & Order” has been canceled. After twenty years on the air they pretty much ran out of ideas. Did you see the last episode? Just a close up shot of a dead guy with the sound effect playing over and over and over...

A five-star hotel in Abu Dhabi has installed a vending machine in its lobby that dispenses gold bars and gold coins. And get this, it doesn’t take credit cards. I’d hate to be second in line while some drunk sheik loads in $900 bucks in quarters.