The Icelandic volcanic is at it again; spewing ash and effectively placing much of Europe on the No-Fly list.

New York City: Times Square has been closed, reopened and closed so often, it’s been renamed Part-Times Square.

Yesterday was Mother’s Day. It was also the 50th anniversary of the Birth Control Pill. Think about it... that’s holiday nullification.

Yesterday was the 50th anniversary of the Birth Control Pill. Celebrating all this week – lucky 51 year olds.

President Barack Obama nominated Solicitor General Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court today. Little is known about Ms. Kagan as she does not have any prior judicial experience. However, we do know she owns the complete DVD box collection of Night Court.

BP says the explosion on the oil rig that led to the massive spill was due to a deadly methane bubble. Embedded deep in the sea floor, the methane bubble shot up the drill cavity and exploded. Sure, blame it on Mother Natures farts.

The giant steel dome that was designed to cover the well and contain the oil leak has failed. BP is running out of ideas and getting desperate. Today, CEO Tony Hayward, put a call into Iron Man.

In Florida this weekend, Tiger Woods withdrew from The Players Championship claiming his game was hampered by a bulging disk. I know, he’s only off by one letter.
– Tiger said he does not know what caused the injury but has 121 possible ideas.

33 years after his death, Elvis Presley’s doctor has come forward claiming the King of Rock and Roll actually died from chronic constipation. You know those wild gyrations Elvis made while performing... Irritable Bowel Syndrome.