It turns out most Arizonans hate Arizona’s new immigration law. But they concede, at least it’s a dry hate.

A car bomb was found in Times Square. Mayor Michael Bloomberg and the New York city police are absolutely baffled as to how someone was able to find parking in Times Square.

United Airlines and Continental Airlines are merging in a deal that would create the world's largest airline. Can anyone say “Too Big To Fly.”

Texas governor Rick Perry, during his morning jog, shot a coyote dead. Coyote, it’s what’s for dinner.

The oil spill is turning into a major disaster for wildlife along the coast. To give you some idea of just how bad it’s gotten, today I saw a pelican getting his oil changed at Jiffy Lube.

Oil industry experts and officials are reluctant to describe what, exactly, a worst-case scenario would look like for Louisiana. Well, I’m no expert, but I think it would look a lot like Katrina... only goopier.

Colorado Rockies catcher Miguel Olivo went into the bathroom between innings of a game last week and passed a kidney stone before returning to his spot behind the plate. Giving new meaning to the phrase, “taking one for the team.”

Tiger Woods reportedly had sex with 121 women while married. 121 women, or as Warren Beatty calls that, a slow weekend.

In his second outing since returning to golf from a five-month hiatus, Tiger Woods failed to make the cut. His wife did make the cut – one half of all his money.