It’s almost that time of year: Meteorologists at the National Hurricane Center have released their forecast for the 2010 hurricane season... Oily.

Experts are saying that the massive oil spill could affect the seafood industry for years to come. You know what this means Catholics? Meat Fridays.

Heading into its second week and with no end in sight, the oil tragedy is driving environmentalists to take matters into their own hands. Just today, Al Gore was down at the site of the spill siphoning 3 gallons into his riding mower.

A church in Massachusetts has announced they will hold monthly worship service for dogs. Church officials said the canine congregation will be led in prayer by Saint Bernard.

Two men have been jailed in Russia for murdering and eating a teenage girl. When asked why they did it, the two calmly stated “they were hungry.” So, for these guys, prison is basically a captive all-you-can-eat buffet.

The giant containment dome has arrived on the site of the oil leak and crews are busy putting it into place. The device is designed to absorb up to 85 percent of the gushing oil. The other 15 percent will be absorbed with a giant Shamwow.