Sarah Palin has a new book coming out in November entitled “America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag.” The book will be available in hardback, paperback and written on the back of her hand.

The head of the Securities and Exchange Commission told a congressional panel yesterday that they need more time to figure out what caused last week's 1000 point stock market plunge. Of course they need more time... they just heard about it. They were too busy looking at porn.

Despite the oil spill off the Louisiana coast, a new poll finds that 58% of American’s still believe offshore oil drilling should be allowed. And by offshore they mean off the Indian shore.

During a lecture on free speech yesterday, a Swedish artist was violently attacked after he angered Muslims by showing a cartoon of the Prophet Muhammad portrayed as a dog. A dog. Funny thing is, it turns out the cartoon was just backwards.

George Rekers, the anti-gay activist who was caught last week returning from a 10-day trip to Europe with a male escort, has terminated his association with a major anti-gay group. Citing his reason for leaving, Mr. Rekers said, “he wouldn't want to belong to any club that wouldn’t have his member.”

George Rekers, the anti-gay activist who hired a male prostitute from Rentboy.com has fired back saying he is not gay. He’s not gay, but his mustache is.

A 1936 Bugatti, recently sold for over $30 Million dollars. The buyer is undergoing the world’s most expensive mid-life crisis.

Playboy magazine’s June edition, which goes on-sale Friday, features the first ever 3-D centerfold. The centerfold this month, Betty White.