Sarah Palin has a new book coming out in November. The publisher, HarperCollins, says the book is being written with the help of collaborators. You know what that means? Somewhere, right now, 1000 monkeys are bangin’ on 1000 typewriters.

Here in Los Angeles, The City Council has voted 13 to 1 to ban LA from conducting business with Arizona unless the immigration law is repealed. 13 to 1. The one hold out... the same guy who doesn’t recommend sugarless gum to his patients that chew gum.

Out in the Gulf, BP is now trying a special containment device called the Top-Hat, a smaller version of last weeks failed Dome. Planning ahead, if the Top-Hat doesn't stop the leak, BP plans to deploy The Yarmulke.

The Securities and Exchange Commission has now issued subpoenas in an investigation of last week’s 1000 point stock plunge. Though the agency would not identify the individual recipients, they did state that most had abnormally fat fingers.

The Securities and Exchange Commission has now issued subpoenas in an investigation of last week’s 1000 point stock plunge. Curiously, most of the subpoenas went to employees of the Securities and Exchange Commission.

A woman in South Korea has received her driver’s license after failing the written test 960 times. During her first outing, she inadvertently drove into North Korea and lost her license to be alive.

Playboy magazine’s June edition, which goes on-sale tomorrow, features the first ever centerfold in eye popping 3-D. The good news, the glasses are included with the magazine. The bad news, the centerfold is blue.

It turns out Arizona’s Immigration Law has broad support across the country. A new poll shows that two thirds of American’s support the law. The other one third, no habla ingles.