Sarah Palin, referring to her own treatment in the media, said Rand Paul is finding out what it feels like to be her. One big difference – Rand Paul is Going Rogue-ier.

Lindsay Lohan was back in court yesterday. As part of her probation, the judge ordered her to wear an alcohol detection device. Strapped to her ankle is Kiefer Sutherland.

British Petroleum says it is doing “all it can” to stop the Gulf oil spill. Well, obviously not all it can. They haven’t tried stuffing BP executives into the leak yet.

A 24-year-old man in Montana was arrested twice in the span of five hours for drunken driving. He pled not guilty, saying his Toyota was driving.

Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren is seeking $750 million dollars in a divorce settlement. Checking Tigers scorecard, that works out to just over six million per hole played.

Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren is seeking $750 million dollars in a divorce settlement. If she gets it, her lawyer is putting her on the Wheaties box.