A bullfighter in Mexico City who ran from the ring during a bullfight has been charged with breach of contract and arrested. Poor guy. He’s still gonna get gored.

BP has agreed to put $20 billion dollars into an escrow account to pay for the oil spill. Or as BP executives call it, donating half their annual bonus.

At the White House yesterday, the chairman of BP said his company “cares about the small people.” The chairman later apologized for his remark and clarified his statement. “What I was trying to say is BP cares about the shrimp.”

The inventor of the the vuvuzela, those extremely loud and obnoxious plastic horns, is named Saddam. Yep, that’s right. We took out the wrong Saddam.

Big news: Earlier today, President Obama asked the maker of vuvuzelas to pay $20 billion dollars for all the damage they are doing.