Eleven people now are accused of being Russian secret spies. Here’s what we know. Ten spies were carrying out long-term assignments to cultivate contacts here in the U.S. and gather sensitive information. The eleventh spy? Steal jokes from Yakov Smirnoff.

Larry King has announced he is retiring. During his long career, Larry conducted roughly 50,000 interviews. His most famous being live from the Acropolis with Socrates.

Larry King is hanging up his suspenders and retiring. Larry says he wants to spend more time shouting at kids to keep off his lawn.

General Mills, the maker of Cheerios and other products, reported a quarterly loss of 41 percent on Tuesday. First General McChrystal and now General Mills. It’s a bad week in general for Generals.

The First International Conference on Yawning took place this week in Paris. Over 20 leading experts from 8 countries were on hand to discuss the latest important developments in the field. I’m guessing that would be covering vs. not covering your mouth.

Hurricane Alex is churning in the Gulf of Mexico. According to the National Hurricane Center winds are gusting at 80 miles per hour. Of course, BP claims 8 to 10 miles per hour.