Last Friday, President Obama made his third trip to the Gulf of Texaco… my bad. Mexico.
President Obama has nominated Lieutenant General James R. Clapper to be the next director of national intelligence. If confirmed by the Senate, the President will clap once to start his term and clap twice to end it.
During an appearance on “Larry King Live” last week, President Obama told Larry that he is furious and very unhappy with BP’s response to the oil disaster. He’s unhappy. You know what’s good for that? Fish oil pills.
Longtime Washington White House correspondent, Helen Thomas, is quitting after making some highly controversial comments about Israel. She’s 89-years-old and retiring: Let me be the first to say, Mazel Tov!
Sad news: Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, are separating after forty years of marriage. It’s an amicable divorce – Tipper gets to keep the house and Al gets to keep dropping in to set the thermostat.
The 2010 Spelling Bee champion was crowned over the weekend. A 14 year-old girl from Ohio won by successfully spelling the word “bonehead.” B-P-C-E-O.
The 2010 Spelling Bee champion was crowned over the weekend. A 14 year-old girl from Ohio won by successfully spelling the word “incompetent.” There was one awkward moment when she asked for its definition and the judge said, “The folks at BP.”
Former President George W. Bush has joined Facebook. So far he has three friend requests… Transocean, Halliburton and BP.
Former President George W. Bush has joined Facebook. I checked out his page. You can friend him, poke him, even toss a virtual shoe at him.
Vice President Joe Biden predicts up to 1.4 Million jobs in the U.S. by the end of the year. That’s the good news. The bad news? All of them in the oil clean-up sector.
–Over the weekend, Rush Limbaugh, 59, married his girlfriend, 33. This was his fourth marriage and her first sugar daddy.
–Over the weekend, Rush Limbaugh got married. The couple is registered at Walgreens pharmacy.
–Over the weekend, Rush Limbaugh got married. Instead of throwing rice, guests tossed OxyContin.
Gary Coleman passed away last week. Gary leaves behind a wife, many adoring fans and one nagging question.
