A massage therapist has accused former Vice President Al Gore of "unwanted sexual contact" involving an encounter they had back in 2006. Apparently, Al wanted his “hanging chad” massaged.

The iPhone 4 went on-sale today. One new app is called “Fire Up Your Sex Drive,” which claims to cure erectile dysfunction using sound waves. The sound waves? Barry White.

The University of Minnesota is offering a course called “Oil and Water: The Gulf Oil Spill of 2010.” Sadly, the class runs indefinitely.

At Wimbledon, the world’s longest tennis match, played over three days and more than 11 hours on the court, has finally ended. Which is great news. Six fans reported tennis elbow just from watching.

Disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff is out of prison and now working at a kosher pizzeria in Baltimore. Isn’t this what got him in trouble in the first place? Tossing dough around.