Sarah Palin has gone on record saying she's tried marijuana. That makes sense. You can’t see Russia with glaucoma.

Over the weekend, BP CEO Tony Hayward went sailing on his yacht, named “Bob.” Which is a lot better than its old name, “Pelican Stalker.”

California is considering digital license plates. In addition to the plate number, the device can also display other information the driver wants to communicate… like flipping the bird.

Larry King hosted a celebrity telethon yesterday to benefit victims of the Gulf Coast oil spill. Over 1.8 million dollars was raised. All the money will go towards paying for divine intervention to make it stop.

Tiger Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has enrolled in a Florida college psychology course on "human abnormal behavior." Topics include sexual disorder, addiction, and impulse disorders. Elin will also teach the class.

Faisal Shahzad, the Times Square Bomber, plead guilty Monday to ten counts. Nine weapons charges and one count of impersonating a real terrorist.