A review of British Petroleum’s 582 page plan to deal with a catastrophic oil spill was found to be full of errors and severely flawed. It’s no wonder, BP lists their lead oil drilling specialist as a Mr. Jed Clampett of Beverly Hills.

Former U.S. Senator and Presidential candidate John Edwards turns 57 today. The disgraced politician spent his birthday quietly watching his sex tape with a couple of buddies: Tiger Woods and Jesse James.

There is a rumor swirling that Sarah Palin got breast implants. It’s only a rumor; nevertheless, it is not her first boob enhancement. Her first “boob enhancement” came when she was chosen as John McCain’s running mate.

There is a rumor swirling that Sarah Palin got breast implants. To be honest, I don’t know and I don’t care. But Vladimir Putin called from Moscow and he can see them.

A minor league baseball team in Florida is protesting the Gulf oil spill in an unusual way. Instead of referring to batting practice as “BP,” they will now take “hitting rehearsal.” In a related story, Oil of Olay, now, just “Olay.”

An Indonesian woman filled out a census form claiming to be 157 years old. Her age is definitely catching up with her… she keeps writing 1910 on all her checks.

Archaeologists in Armenia have discovered the world’s oldest shoe dating back some five thousand years. The shoe is a size nine. However, Larry King is insisting it’s a nine and a half.

This week an Oregon man ran 102 miles barefoot to set a new world-record distance without shoes. That’s amazing. Right after finishing he celebrated with a pedicure in the hospital.

President Obama is coming under fire because in the fifty plus days since the start of the Gulf oil spill he has not spoken to the CEO of BP. Whose fault is that? He tried, AT&T kept dropping the call.