Friday, July 9, 2010

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has signed a law making it legal to have concealed weapons in church. Which begs the question – what would Jesus carry?

Actor Bruce Willis is launching his very own signature fragrance. It’s called “Brucey Le Pew.”

The United States And Russia are exchanging spies. As a sign of diplomatic goodwill, Russia has insisted we take a case of their finest Vodka. In response, we insisted they take Yakov Smirnoff.