Sarah Palin is defending her invention of the word “refudiate” by pointing out that Shakespeare made up new words too. Such as, my lady, thou art “refugnant.”

A dog trapped in a car on a hot day honked the horn until he was rescued. This has to be the world’s dumbest dog – the car was unlocked.

Glenn Beck says he may go blind within the year. You know what that means? Now he will never see Obama’s birth certificate.

Newly engaged Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are getting a reality show about their relationship. The show is set to air nightly on The Loser Channel.

Good news: Argentina has become the first country in Latin America to legalize same-sex marriage. Even better news? The country just opened a Bed Bath and Be-Gay store.

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will not testify at his corruption trial. You know who was really surprised by this news? Rod Blagojevich.

A man in Mexico City was arrested at the airport attempting to smuggle 18 monkeys under his clothes. Police became suspicious when they spotted his shirt peeling a banana and his trousers eating it.

An alligator found its way into an outlet mall in San Juan, Puerto Rico. It was captured and taken to the food court. Panda Express says it tastes like chicken.

Police arrested a man who used a crucifix to pry open a donation box and steal cash from a Fort Lauderdale church. I guess that answers that question, what would Jesus do?