Good news for Al Gore: Charges of sexual harassment by a massage therapist have been dropped. I guess you could say he did get a happy ending.

George W. Bush pushed back publication of his memoirs, "Decision Points," out of fear that a public reminder of his presidential legacy would hurt Republicans heading into November's midterm elections. And, he needs more time to finish reading the book.

16-year-old Justin Bieber is writing his memoirs. An advance copy has leaked: “OMG, WTF, LOL, GTR, Bieber out.”

Rudy Giuliani’s 20-year-old daughter was caught shoplifting from a beauty supply store in New York. Rudy blames 9/11.

Wednesday was President Obama’s 49th birthday. His wife and children were out of town but the Salahis dropped in.

A new poll shows that 27% of American’s believe President Obama was born in a foreign country. The poll has a margin of error of +/– Fox News viewers.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have called off their second engagement. Good news everyone, they’re available.

A newlywed couple collected 400,000 aluminum cans to pay for their marriage. I hope they make it – divorce can run over 800,000 cans.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have called off their second engagement. Sarah Palin said the kids had “irreconrefudiatable differences.”

The inventor of Cheez Doodles has died at 90. The snack creator credits his long life to not eating any foods named “doodles.”

Speaking to Fox News, Sarah Palin said President Obama doesn't have "the cojones" to fix illegal immigration. In a related story, Palin said she plans to fix Levi Johnston’s cojones.

Tony Hayward will step down as CEO of BP in October. He wants to spend more time getting the tar off his balls.

Tony Hayward will step down as CEO of BP in October. You know who was really surprised by this news? No one.

Over 91,000 classified documents about the war in Afghanistan have been posted on WikiLeaks. 91,000? That’s more like a WikiDump.