Hi Friends,

I've had to put this freelance work aside as I've been busy working on my other comedy projects, but I will be back soon. In the meantime feel free to browse the jokes; many of which sold to the Tonight Show.

Here are just a few of my personal favorites:

The FBI has arrested ten people suspected of being Russian secret agents. It was an easy arrest. All ten agents were hiding one inside the other.

A review of British Petroleum’s 582 page plan to deal with a catastrophic oil spill was found to be full of errors and severely flawed. It’s no wonder, BP lists their lead oil drilling specialist as a Mr. Jed Clampett of Beverly Hills.

Things keep getting worse for Greece. Yesterday, millions of frogs forced the closure of a major highway. Greece’s economy is so bad, even the plague is leaving town.

Good news: The cigarette smoking 2-year-old Indonesian boy has cut down from forty smokes a day to just fifteen. I’m guessing his Nicoderm diaper is working.

You see this on the news? A newlywed couple collected 400,000 aluminum cans to pay for their marriage. I hope they make it – divorce can run over 800,000 cans.

Tyler