Earth Day is definitely over – driving to work today I saw a guy in a Hummer trying to run over a baby seal.

Surgeons in Barcelona Spain have performed the world's first full face transplant. The man received an entirely new face; lips, nose, jaw, teeth, and cheek bones. Sadly, the patient only went into the hospital for a hernia operation.

A 29-year-old convenience store clerk from Missouri has won $258 million in the powerball jackpot. If he invests that money with Goldman Sachs, this time next year he could have over $600 dollars.

A British woman has suddenly started speaking with a Chinese accent after suffering a severe migraine. When interviewed, the woman said “This is frustrating because now my driving is so slow.”

Some good news: Sales of new homes surged 27 percent last month. Economists credit the dramatic rise in sales to the home buyer tax deduction, low interest rates and Tiger Woods soon to be ex-wife.

Eleven suspected pirates were indicted today on charges related to attacks on two U.S. naval ships off the coast of Africa. The charges include attempts to plunder a vessel, assault with a dangerous weapon and cruel and unusual use of a parrot.

Sarah Palin testified today against a 22-year-old man accused of hacking into her e-mail account. If convicted he faces up to 50 years in prison. In his defense, the man claimed he could see her password from his house.

In honor of Earth Day this year mother nature and father time got together and celebrated with earthquakes, tsunamis, exploding volcanos. Good times.

In recognition of the 40th anniversary of Earth Day... Kevin and I rode our tandem bike to work.

7-Eleven is launching it’s own brand of beer – a premium beer priced for those on a budget. Now hobo’s can celebrate Earth Day in style.

A 46 year old trucker from Wyoming has set a new Guinness Book record for most body piercings at one time. 1501 piercings in just over four hours. Four hours! Which is the same amount of time it will take him to get through airport security.

Welcome to all of our viewers in Iceland... I’d like to wish you a happy Ash Wednesday.

7-Eleven is launching it’s own brand of premium beer – it comes conveniently pre-wrapped in a brown paper bag.

Mel Gibson and girlfriend, the mother of his young child, have split up. Poor Mel, he should find a nice Jewish girl.

A former Little League coach claims to have had a steamy affair with Larry King’s wife while Larry was allegedly having his own secret affair with his wife's sister. To get the full story, Jessie James and Tiger Woods will be interviewing Larry tonight.

George Washington the very first US president is making news: It seems he checked out two books from a New York library in 1789 that have yet to be returned. Apparently all presidents named George are slow readers.

The late fees total $300,000. So it seems the father of our country owes the mother of all fines.

Larry King filed for divorce, his eighth. Breaking the previous world record set by... Larry King.

Larry King and his wife are divorcing after 13 years sighting irreconcilable differences. She’s seeking custody of the kids. Larry wants custody of his suspenders.