Tiger Woods reportedly had sex with 121 women while married. Technically 122 if you count the wife.
New Orleans can't get a break. First the city was flooded with water, now it’s being threatened by oil. What's next, vinegar?
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce from her husband, Jesse James, citing irreconcilable tattoos.
It’s official: Sandra Bullock is divorcing her husband, Jesse James. Sandra is moving on with a newly adopted baby boy. Given his lying, cheating and conniving ways – Jesse is moving on to a long career at Goldman Sachs.
Former first lady Laura Bush’s memoir is coming out next month and a memoir by her husband, former President George W. Bush, is due out in November. There’s gonna be a lot of re-gifting this year.
Time magazine has named Glenn Beck one of the 100 most influential people in the world. And they asked Sarah Palin, also a member of the top 100, to pen an article praising Beck. Wow, two wrongs can make it on the right.
Noah’s Ark has been located. It was found right next to George Jetson’s flying car.
A thief in Lincoln, Nebraska, covered his face with toilet paper before robbing a convenience store. The toilet paper disguise was his number 2 idea.
It’s official: Sandra Bullock is divorcing her husband, Jesse James. Sandra is moving on with a newly adopted baby boy. Given his lying, cheating and conniving ways – Jesse is moving on to a long career at Goldman Sachs.
Former first lady Laura Bush’s memoir is coming out next month and a memoir by her husband, former President George W. Bush, is due out in November. There’s gonna be a lot of re-gifting this year.
Time magazine has named Glenn Beck one of the 100 most influential people in the world. And they asked Sarah Palin, also a member of the top 100, to pen an article praising Beck. Wow, two wrongs can make it on the right.
Noah’s Ark has been located. It was found right next to George Jetson’s flying car.
A thief in Lincoln, Nebraska, covered his face with toilet paper before robbing a convenience store. The toilet paper disguise was his number 2 idea.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Welcome to the show: For those of you visiting from Arizona... please have your papers out and in order.
Things are getting crazy out there in Arizona. Today, immigration agents raided a Taco Bell searching for illegal Gorditas.
During the testimony of Goldman Sachs executives, Senator Carl Levin used a certain ‘S’ word almost a dozen times. Vice President Joe Biden called him a wuss.
Have you folks seen the TV show where participants try to outwit, outplay and outlast each other? It’s called the Goldman Sachs hearings.
Have you seen the reality show where participants try to outwit, outplay and outlast each other? It’s called Survivor: Heroes vs. Goldman Sachs.
A group of explorers is claiming that they are 99.9 percent sure they have found Noah’s Ark. They can’t be 100 percent certain until they talk to God.
An exploration group is claiming Noah’s Ark has been found. Oddly, there was only one Loch Ness Monster aboard.
Things are getting crazy out there in Arizona. Today, immigration agents raided a Taco Bell searching for illegal Gorditas.
During the testimony of Goldman Sachs executives, Senator Carl Levin used a certain ‘S’ word almost a dozen times. Vice President Joe Biden called him a wuss.
Have you folks seen the TV show where participants try to outwit, outplay and outlast each other? It’s called the Goldman Sachs hearings.
Have you seen the reality show where participants try to outwit, outplay and outlast each other? It’s called Survivor: Heroes vs. Goldman Sachs.
A group of explorers is claiming that they are 99.9 percent sure they have found Noah’s Ark. They can’t be 100 percent certain until they talk to God.
An exploration group is claiming Noah’s Ark has been found. Oddly, there was only one Loch Ness Monster aboard.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Things are getting crazy out there in Arizona. Today the Grand Canyon was cited for being an illegal gorge.
George W. Bush's memoir, "Decision Points," will be released on November 9th. “The book will be an account of the key decisions Bush made during his presidency," said author Dick Cheney.
Down in Australia a blind man and his guide dog were refused service from a restaurant after a waiter thought the dog was gay. It seems the dog had a very wide stance.
A study published in the Journal of Applied Psychology finds that people lie 50-percent more via e-mail than they do with handwritten letters. The study was conducted at Goldman Sachs.
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner donated $900,000 to protect the area around the famous “Hollywood” sign from developers. When asked to comment Hef said, “Anything that keeps up the wood, I support.”
Researchers say that four common bad habits can age you prematurely, by up to 12 years. The bad habits include smoking, drinking to much, poor diet and inactivity. The findings are from a study that tracked Lindsey Lohan.
George W. Bush's memoir, "Decision Points," will be released on November 9th. “The book will be an account of the key decisions Bush made during his presidency," said author Dick Cheney.
Down in Australia a blind man and his guide dog were refused service from a restaurant after a waiter thought the dog was gay. It seems the dog had a very wide stance.
A study published in the Journal of Applied Psychology finds that people lie 50-percent more via e-mail than they do with handwritten letters. The study was conducted at Goldman Sachs.
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner donated $900,000 to protect the area around the famous “Hollywood” sign from developers. When asked to comment Hef said, “Anything that keeps up the wood, I support.”
Researchers say that four common bad habits can age you prematurely, by up to 12 years. The bad habits include smoking, drinking to much, poor diet and inactivity. The findings are from a study that tracked Lindsey Lohan.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Hope you folks had a great weekend. I did. I spent all day Saturday and Sunday helping Larry King pack up his suspenders.
Nearly a dozen employees at the Security and Exchange Commission were found to be viewing pornography on their work computers while they were supposed to be safeguarding our financial system... I guess you could say these guys are into stocks and bondage.
World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking says that he’s convinced aliens are out there and for our own safety we should avoid interacting with them. Hawking questions whether humans and aliens really can co-exist. Wait a minute – is he talking about Martians or Arizonans?
Sarah Palin testified late last week against a 22-year-old man accused of hacking into her personal e-mail account. If convicted he faces up to 50 years in prison or three weeks in Alaska.
Sarah Palin testified last week against a 22-year-old man accused of hacking into her personal e-mail account. Sarah told a full courtroom her life was disrupted by the privacy violation. The defendant told the courtroom he was “just going rogue on her email, you betcha”.
A new poll shows two-thirds of Americans support stricter regulations on the way banks and other financial institutions conduct their business. The other third were busy cashing their Goldman Sachs bonus checks.
Utah is set to execute a convicted killer by firing squad after a judge agreed to the inmates request. That’s right, the condemned man was given a choice in the manner of his execution. Lethal injection, firing squad or test driving a Toyota.
It was announced today that George W. Bush's memoir, "Decision Points," will be released on November 9th. The yet to be announced author will appear on this show November 10th.
Nearly a dozen employees at the Security and Exchange Commission were found to be viewing pornography on their work computers while they were supposed to be safeguarding our financial system... I guess you could say these guys are into stocks and bondage.
World renowned scientist Stephen Hawking says that he’s convinced aliens are out there and for our own safety we should avoid interacting with them. Hawking questions whether humans and aliens really can co-exist. Wait a minute – is he talking about Martians or Arizonans?
Sarah Palin testified late last week against a 22-year-old man accused of hacking into her personal e-mail account. If convicted he faces up to 50 years in prison or three weeks in Alaska.
Sarah Palin testified last week against a 22-year-old man accused of hacking into her personal e-mail account. Sarah told a full courtroom her life was disrupted by the privacy violation. The defendant told the courtroom he was “just going rogue on her email, you betcha”.
A new poll shows two-thirds of Americans support stricter regulations on the way banks and other financial institutions conduct their business. The other third were busy cashing their Goldman Sachs bonus checks.
Utah is set to execute a convicted killer by firing squad after a judge agreed to the inmates request. That’s right, the condemned man was given a choice in the manner of his execution. Lethal injection, firing squad or test driving a Toyota.
It was announced today that George W. Bush's memoir, "Decision Points," will be released on November 9th. The yet to be announced author will appear on this show November 10th.
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