Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has signed a law making it legal to have concealed weapons in church. Which begs the question – what would Jesus carry?

Actor Bruce Willis is launching his very own signature fragrance. It’s called “Brucey Le Pew.”

The United States And Russia are exchanging spies. As a sign of diplomatic goodwill, Russia has insisted we take a case of their finest Vodka. In response, we insisted they take Yakov Smirnoff.

According to a new study, legalizing marijuana would sharply drive the price down and wipe out any tax windfall. Although to be accurate, the study has a margin of error of +/- Willie Nelson.

According to a new study, legalizing marijuana would sharply drive the price down and wipe out any tax windfall. Two words: Snack Tax.

Glenn Beck has announced that he is starting a school. Beck University will be online only and courses are not for credit. This is for people who couldn’t get into Clown College.

An American geologist has been sentenced to eight years in a Chinese prison for spying. It gets worse, his marriage is on the rocks too.

Iran has released an official guide of haircuts approved for men. The list of unapproved styles includes the Blago, the Trump and the Bieber.

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation. She tested positive for violating her 15 minutes.

An artist in London has made jam from some of Princess Diana’s hairs. Oh, man – would that taste great on an English muffin.

As part of an investigation the body of American chess champion Bobby Fischer was exhumed. Out of respect, the body was only moved diagonally.

The post office wants to increase the price of a first class stamp by 2 cents. This could affect the nearly six people who still use snail mail.