Hurricane season starts next week. Forecasters predict that if a major storm hits the Gulf oil spill... we’re all lubed.

Triple AAA is predicting more people on the road this Memorial Day Weekend than last year. Seems right. Last year drivers had to go around the Gulf of Mexico – this year they can drive on it.

Have you seen this? There’s a video on the internet of a two-year-old Indonesian boy smoking a pack of cigarettes a day. The really awful part... he smokes after sex.

President Obama is sending 1,200 National Guard troops to boost security along the US-Mexico border. Actually it’s 1199 troops and one alert Times Square T-shirt vendor.

BP is doing all it can to plug the leak in the Gulf of Mexico. In a related story, President Obama is sending 1,200 troops to the US-Mexico border to plug that leak.

Fox News is in hot water. President Obama gave the commencement address to graduating West Point cadets last weekend and Fox altered a video of that speech to remove the students applause. It’s the exact opposite of a Rand Paul speech – where they insert applause.

Internet service provider AOL turns 25-years-old this week. I know, I couldn’t believe it either... AOL is still in business? “You’ve got obsolete dial-up mail.”

Former President George W. Bush is promoting his upcoming memoir, ‘Decision Points.’ He said he hopes the book will be a tool for historians evaluating his presidency. Or was it use historians as tools for rewriting his presidency. Like Dubya, I get confused.