Playboy magazine’s June edition, which hits newsstands Friday, features the centerfold in eye popping 3-D. 36D’s in 3-D. This ladies and gentlemen is why the terrorists hate us.

Playboy magazine’s June edition, which hits newsstands Friday, will feature the centerfold in realistic 3-D. You know what this means fellas – objects in your hand may appear larger than they really are.

Conservatives are busy bashing President Obama’s Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan, saying her lack of judging experience is a deal breaker. To counter her critics, Kagan will fill-in this week as The Marriage Ref.

A lot of finger pointing going on today. BP is telling congress that the massive Gulf oil spill was caused by the failure of a key safety device made by another company. They’re blaming another company. You know, if your idea of safety is to “Clap Off” the oil well, you may want to rethink things.

Governor Schwarzenegger gave a commencement speech at Emory University in Atlanta on Monday in which he made a joke about Arizona’s immigration policy. He said, “I was going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend, but with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.” Hey Arnold, unless you do something about unemployment and the budget crisis, California is going to deport you.

George Rekers, the anti-gay activist who hired a male prostitute has fired back saying he is not gay. He’s not gay, but his Rent Boy is.

Ash from the Icelandic volcano is shutting down more airports. Seriously, this thing is spewing more garbage into the air than Joe the Plumber at a Tea Party rally.